Saturday, January 1, 2011

My worst movies of 2010

So I was a bit under the weather yesterday (yes a big hangover), so this post is a day late, but I thought I would recap my worst films of 2010. With 2011 now here, (and with some awesome titles coming out this year, bring on the comic-book movies) I thought I would do my worst movies of 2010 as I did my favourites in an earlier post (if you didn't read Toy Story 3 was my fav of course followed closely by Inception). So here in the order that I did not like these movies one bit. Some I turned off, some I fell asleep in and some I just felt embarrassed for everyone involved. I mean I love film (and don't get me wrong I love bad films) but sometimes a movie just is plain awful. Here is my list for 2010

1. The American - This movie is my number one worst movie of this year and I think of all time. So boring (fell asleep three times) and had no idea of any of the story, I just thought George Clooney really needs another hit on his hands because these so called "edgy" movies just ain't cutting it anymore George

2. Alice In Wonderland - This was just plain awful. Bad acting (I'm looking at you chick who played Alice). Putting it in 3D was just dumb as it didn't need to be. And it was just stupid. Tim Burton needs to do something original again. I say bring on a sequel to Beetlejuice because stop doing these remakes because you are much more talented then this crap

3. Tooth Fairy - Dwayne Johnson needs to fire his agent and now. Family films are all good, when they are actually decent. This was just boring, not funny, and I felt embarrassed for him all through this film. Lucky you have Fast and the Furious 5 coming out or your man card may have to be taken away

4. Scott Pilgrim Vs The World - One word. Dumb. Michael Cera shits me to tears. He is a one trick pony who needs to either go into retirement or go to the school of Ellen Page acting and get yourself a decent part in a great psychological thriller or you will soon be left behind.

5. The Bounty Hunter - Jennifer Aniston I want a lot of money back for the crap I have had to watch of yours. This was just plain bad, and so were her last three movies. Fire your agent, and do something a bit more up to your level.

6. The Wolfman - Benicio Del Toro better hope Magnum Ice Cream pay him well for advertising their product because staring in such crap as this will sure as heck pull you from the A-List crowd and make the Academy ask for your Oscar to be returned.

7. Nightmare On Elm Street - Enough with remaking classic horror films. The trailer looked awesome, the movie was just lame. Not scary, Freddy looked like you could have stomped on him he was so small and everyone in it looked bored as and really just wanted to go to sleep. Enough Hollywood, Enough

8. Jonah Hex - The end of Megan Fox's career. This movie had no story, I didn't care about any of the characters and I was thinking John Malkovich must have really needed a pay check to star in this crap. But I can't stay mad at him. The dude is a legend and I love him as an actor. There are other ways to make money John.

9. When In Rome - I love Kristen Bell, and I think she is a real talent to watch, but don't do anymore lame pictures like this. It was bad, bad, bad. Even a movie set in Italy (love the country) could not make me want to continue watching this movie.

10. The Karate Kid - As I said before, enough with remaking classic 80's cinema. This was the cure for insomnia for me. It was so long, so boring and I found Jayden Smith irritating. The only good thing. Jackie Chan. Now it was something different and I really liked him in more serious roles. But no more remakes Hollywood.

There you have it. My worst movies for 2010. For myself, cinema was not good in 2010. Hopefully, 2011 will prove a lot more interesting (and original).

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